theuntalentedsinger:

colfr:

so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat

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Yes those are dolphins and shells.

But wait until you open the fucking thing

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Oh yes

my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT

I am so fucking done

at least you can pee in the middle of the night without turning on the bathroom light

(via theguywithcats)

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himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

(via anchors-are-h3avy)

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vriskanon:

kawaiipeculier:

sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair

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he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son

(via thisboythatgirl)

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